Something witty...

thezhenger:

suave to dingus in 0.05s

pizzaboats:

THEY LOOK SO PROUD!!! LOOK AT OUR bABIES! WE MADE THESE!!! LOOK AT HOW CUTE THEY ARE!! HAVE U MET OUR BABIES YET LOOK AT THEM!! BABY DOGGIES!!! THAT WE MADE!!!

pizzaboats:

THEY LOOK SO PROUD!!! LOOK AT OUR bABIES! WE MADE THESE!!! LOOK AT HOW CUTE THEY ARE!! HAVE U MET OUR BABIES YET LOOK AT THEM!! BABY DOGGIES!!! THAT WE MADE!!!

brunomarsislife:

THE MOST ACCURATE GIFSET IN MY ENTIRE LIFE.

kylekallgren:

Fuck you and your shoulder waist ratio indeed.

nicolerichiest:

The Fault In Our Stars (2014)

How I get through the last hour of work

How I get through the last hour of work

Everyone has a 2 AM and a 2 PM personality.
(via guy)

I don’t want sex, I want the things that lead up to it. The slow kissing then the passionate kissing, then the pulling closer, the neck kisses, the grabbing, biting, heavy breathing, grinding, the pauses while you catch your breath, feeling each other. Oh my.

Then sex.

Unknown (via unexpected-heartbeats)